Hey, it's Emily. Let's not wear labels, mmkay?
17. NJ. Rutgers bound in the fall. Sarcasm. Music. Chemistry.
I could do one of those infos with a mass amount of periods, but I'd rather not.
I have an "About Me." And a little button for questions that so conveniently says "Ask" on it. I have other tabs near there that are equally thrilling. That's all folks.
shit tyrone
you are tearing this family apart
MILK DOESN’T FUCKING GROW ON TREES TYRONE
WHO SPINS THE BOWL WHILE PUTTING MILK IN IT? SEE TYRONE, THIS IS WHAT I CALL BANKRUTPCY.
what the fuck tyrone you’re just doing this because the milk is white
I AM DYING ^^^^^^^^
I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER. I WILL REBLOG IT EVERY TIME I SEE IT, I’M SORRY
HYPERVENTILATION
DEAD!
OMFG WHAT IS AIR
(via slytherinandcigarettes)
girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
Things I should be doing:
- English outline
- Actually reading a book for English so I can write an essay on it
- Molecular biology poster
- Poetry project
- Sleeping
Things I’m not doing:
- Aforementioned homework
- Sleeping
- Planning to do either
Things I’m doing instead:
- Watching sitcoms
- Scrolling endlessly through Tumblr
Old school Cobra Starship will forever have a place in my heart.